Imagine this text on a gangsta rap beat!

Naked dancers, party enhancers.
Want a change? That’s your answer!
Take a sit, sir! The girls are around us
And they are ready now to arouse ya!
Move your body, spend your money
There is no way you could be lonely
Our girls are the only naked dancers in town
For you is the moment to relax now.
Clap your hands, turn ya heads
Watch them bend, have a nice weekend!
Turn ya heads, watch them bend
Clap your hands, ... Citește mai departe!

‘Naked dancers’ is the answer

I woke up way before my phone started to ring. It was already 9 in the morning…when my favourite dancer brought me the breakfast. She put the plate on the table and went out the room. I called her. No answer! I called her on the phone, but everytime somebody was picking up my call I was asked about a secret password…

Naked dancers-doomed

It was a cold dark night. The street lights were all off and no cars were passing the street. Just her, frightened, was walking with small steps towards an unknown direction.
Three minutes later she was home. She threw away her shoes and her clothes (not all the clothes:)) and went to sleep…
-You would be a lovely naked dancer!
-No, please, leave me alone! she cried out loudly.
Somebody in the house switched on the light. She woke and ... Citește mai departe!

Naked dancers(extended)

She ran into the closest shop and asked for a phone and a coffee. The dancers gave her three minutes to leave the shop.
She got out into the street. Suddenly, it began to rain. She was wet and looking for a place to take cover. At the next corner, a man holding an umbrella invited her to join him.
-Who are you? asked her.
-I’m a former naked dancer. They fired me!
-And what are you doing now?
-I ... Citește mai departe!