Land-minds

They told me from the first time to relax. But I couldn’t. Every mission brought me something new. Every place that I’ve visited and every sunrise that I saw made me more fragile, more responding to the nature.
Every team-mate was kind and the weapons seemed to be some big toys in our hands. The forecast was good. And we always succeeded in our porpouses.
But today all is gone. The weather’s rainy, the team-mates are not any more around ... Citește mai departe!

Do you mind?

Nobody knows where I am. If I have told you, you wouldn’t believe me. In this tiny black room something dies and something borns. Here you wouldn’t know whether is night or day. Here nothing is sure. Nothing is right, but there’s nothing to be wrong. Here you can hide from you, finally finding yourself.
Here you can talk to yourself and find out that you should be outside asking yourself what would be inside this room. But you already ... Citește mai departe!

O idee trasnita(partea I)

-Buna seara, doamna P!
-….
-Ce tacuta sunteti!
-Buna seara! Ce probleme va aduc in umilul meu adapost antiatomic?
-Eram in trecere…
-Si..?
-De ce trebuie ca problemele sa ii lege pe oameni?
-Pentru ca asa a lasat Dumnezeu?!?
-Nu va pot spune.
-Si maine ma gasesti tot aici, si poimaine…
-Am probleme!
-Cu totii avem!
-Nu ma ajuti deloc.
-Linisteste-te! Rasufla! Povesteste-mi ce te-a adus aici.
-Si eu ce primesc in schimb?
-Poate te ajut!
-Ma ajuti?
-Da. Ia ... Citește mai departe!

Accident

Sa spunem ca intr-o zi te accidentezi mortal. Poate nu din vina ta, dar cum vei putea stii? Mai bine te asigurai, mai bine erai atent, mai bine asteptai. Vei putea sta in iad/rai, fiind framantat de gandul ca poate puteai evita asta? Sau poate esti vinovat/a, vei putea avea constiinta impacata, poti fi sigur/a ca altcineva nu va fi tras la raspundere in locul tau?
Sau daca omori pe cineva, cum ii vei convinge pe ceilalti ca a fost ... Citește mai departe!

Preventie

Vezi sa nu te coagulezi, mai Gogule, cand citesti! Ti-a intrat cianura-n ochi? Spala-te cu clor, ca dezinfecteaza!:))>:)
Ai greturi? Mananca un baton de azbest, desfunda caile respiratorii!!
Ce zici de migrene? Le rezolva un dus in otet, condimentat cu piper.
In ultimul rand: Viata are remediile ei sa-ti spuna cand gresesti!
Doi: Daca te numest Gogu, imi cer scuze!!(Oricum personajele sunt fictive, chiar si in viata)
ACEST TEXT ESTE UN PAMFLET(oare??), ASA CA TRATATI-L CUM SE CUVINE!